While the location of the Silver Dragon remains unknown, we do have some good news. The mummified remains delivered earlier this afternoon, at one point believed to be those of the Silver Dragon, are not a genetic match for the now nearly forgotten creator of the “Thong Song.” This is a photographic image taken by […]
Thank you for your overwhelming outpouring of love, support, and potential Silver Dragon sightings. Remember, we will follow any lead, no matter how thin or dubious, so keep them coming. However, this man, Raul Bental, is not the Silver Dragon. While we completely understand how so manyÂ of you haveÂ gotten the two confused, we’ve sent a […]
Silver Dragon spotted. He has changed his trademark “Silver Dragon” appearance and is impersonating a dental hygenist. If you have reason to believe that your dentist is actually the Silver Dragon, please contact us at email@example.com and REFUSE all treatment.
With the never-ending media attention focused on the Natalee Holloway case, it’s easy to forget how many other missing people there are in the world. People go missing every day without the kind of international coverage the Holloway case has received. But their lives are no less valuable than Ms. Holloway’s. That is why we […]
I was doing some research on The Pick-Up Artist, mostly just to see how my most famous student was doing (so proud of you, Mystery), and also I saw this: (VH1.com) “Hey, hold on, I’m just going to turn the lights down, and let me just boot up some music videos on YouTube to set […]
BeforeÂ the rumorsÂ start circulating on the internet, letÂ us answer a few questions. 1. Yes, the mummified remains of an unknown person who may or may not be the Silver Dragon were received at the corporate-casual laboratories this afternoon.Â 2. No, there is no conclusive evidence one way or the other on the identity of theÂ mummified remains. […]
I have highlighted in red the points that I would like you to take special notice of, especially if you are into hardcore, because these guys are definately hardcoreâ??their name comes from a flying dragon in The Neverending Story for heaven’s sake!â??and if you are into hardcore then you will hear your language being spoken […]
Simple instructions for how defeat a variety of your enemies in battle. Ninja: It is a little known secret that the ninja has one fatal weakness: tortilla chips. When faced with a fresh bag of tortilla chips (better: a basket of home-fried tortilla chips) the ninja’s debilitating karate skills evaporate like the way water evaporates […]